Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

chuckdrawsthings:

mystery solved

(via arianaderalte)

chekhov’s gun show is such a powerful principle that it’s amazing it comes from a podcast about paul blart 2 

spiritsflame:

tallahasseemp3:

the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude

this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “…Is that the winter soldier.’

and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based. 

“Oh FUCK we gotta GO!” 

(via rcmclachlan)

tonyespera:

lusilly:

gobigorgoextinct:

Jaeger with a sticker on its rear that says ‘Jesus is my co-pilot’

#Headcanon: its Matador Fury from Mexico #piloted by Jesus and Carlos 

#headcanon: jesus doesn’t think it’s funny#carlos thinks it’s goddamn hilarious (via nathanielfick)

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tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

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doubledumbass:

carebohe: