The Toyota commercial just came on and I’m screaming
OMG
thE CARVER TWINS IM SCREAMING
OMFGGGG THEY KNOWWWWW
To be fair HOW COULD THEY NOT?
#why am i the only dirty perv thinking he’s just rubbing his morning wood against the hard edge of the mattress #W H Y (alltruthwaitsinallthings)
Can not unsee.
(Source: neptunepirate)
I know one of you wants to be first.
Dude, the Jeep was in love with the Camero. you don’t just get over a love like that. No matter how impressive the safety ratings are or how sleek the design.
the camaro was just a fast flame. but the jeep wanted to settle down. buy a garage together. but the camaro wanted to see where it’s four wheel drive could take it. if you know what i mean. and there was the toyota. yearning for the jeep to notice it. and see that they were meant to be
the camaro was a summer fling, obviously, blowing right into town all mysterious -like and leaving the jeep heart-broken when fall came BUT THEN DEREK BOUGHT THE TOYOTA AND IT WAS LIKE, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT FOR TOYOTA but the jeep is still getting over the camaro because the camaro was its first love and you know what they say, the first love is never forgotten, but dangit the toyota is willing to wait and it doesn’t even care that derek’s stupid camaro was the jeep’s first love AS LONG AS IT CAN BE THE JEEP’S LAST
meanwhile, scott’s bike is like, “jeepers, why do you never have time for me now that you have the toyota GAWD LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE CAMARO AND NOW YOU HAVE THE TOYOTA PINING AFTER YOU GDI JEEP YOU ARE JUST LIKE SCOTT.”
scott’s bike is just trying to woo lydia’s new car and he wants to talk to the jeep to get advice. and the mccall’s toyota is no help. it just suggests movie dates and plays lady gaga on pandora, that can’t help scott’s bike. not when the alpha twins’ bikes have a sleeker body.
and jackson’s porsche sends things to scott’s bike sometimes, like postcards saying “lol mcloser still trying to get with lydia’s car hahaha we were serious it’ll never get over me” and scott’s bike sends a postcard back saying, “dude, it got totaled i’m into her new car.” and jackson’s car gets so sad, it just stops working and jackson doesn’t get it fixed because it’s london he doesn’t need a car anyway, so he sends it back to beacon hills and it just pines away for lydia’s old car while sullenly giving scott’s bike tips on how to woo lydia’s new car
“compliment its shine, lydia’s cars like that.”
jackson’s porche went back to jackson’s uncle who lives in beacon hills. lydia’s old bug totally went to the scrap yard but jackson’s uncle likes restoring cars. so that cute little bug finds a home in the same garage. and jackson’s car totally gets a new pine scent for the occasion
scott’s bike is making some headway
one night lydia’s car gave him a lift home on her roof. as friends. but still. a start
I hear the Camaro got a lead role in a CW show.
But Jeff Davis has promised that he’ll write the Camaro out so that if it wants to come back it can.
I know one of you wants to be first.
Dude, the Jeep was in love with the Camero. you don’t just get over a love like that. No matter how impressive the safety ratings are or how sleek the design.
the camaro was just a fast flame. but the jeep wanted to settle down. buy a garage together. but the camaro wanted to see where it’s four wheel drive could take it. if you know what i mean. and there was the toyota. yearning for the jeep to notice it. and see that they were meant to be
the camaro was a summer fling, obviously, blowing right into town all mysterious -like and leaving the jeep heart-broken when fall came BUT THEN DEREK BOUGHT THE TOYOTA AND IT WAS LIKE, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT FOR TOYOTA but the jeep is still getting over the camaro because the camaro was its first love and you know what they say, the first love is never forgotten, but dangit the toyota is willing to wait and it doesn’t even care that derek’s stupid camaro was the jeep’s first love AS LONG AS IT CAN BE THE JEEP’S LAST
meanwhile, scott’s bike is like, “jeepers, why do you never have time for me now that you have the toyota GAWD LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE CAMARO AND NOW YOU HAVE THE TOYOTA PINING AFTER YOU GDI JEEP YOU ARE JUST LIKE SCOTT.”
scott’s bike is just trying to woo lydia’s new car and he wants to talk to the jeep to get advice. and the mccall’s toyota is no help. it just suggests movie dates and plays lady gaga on pandora, that can’t help scott’s bike. not when the alpha twins’ bikes have a sleeker body.
I know one of you wants to be first.
Dude, the Jeep was in love with the Camero. you don’t just get over a love like that. No matter how impressive the safety ratings are or how sleek the design.
the camaro was just a fast flame. but the jeep wanted to settle down. buy a garage together. but the camaro wanted to see where it’s four wheel drive could take it. if you know what i mean. and there was the toyota. yearning for the jeep to notice it. and see that they were meant to be
i remember when i was in a meeting and a guy got dressed down in front of the whole operability department for purchasing another test engine for flight tests that was a quarter of a million dollars when his supervisor said you could retrofit a pre-existing engine for testing and basically we now have two engines sitting in the airplane hangar that do the same thing
and it was a shitstorm of a meeting
and then i see how money is spent on teen wolf
and i wonder
what those budgetary meetings are like
because
o.O
teen wolf’s cgi budget so far
- two dudes turning into one dude
- homage to hitchcock’s birds
- crazy deer
