forever saddened that i only used lasers in one college physics class. and it wasn’t that cool
For the table of 9 explanation: since it was a bit messy, I found an image to explain better…
- sister: jen can do complex number theory but watch this
- sister: six times nine
- me: shut up
- sister: seven times nine
- me: i hate you
- sister: this is the highlight of my day
- me: we'll see who's still laughing in the job market, arts major
- sister: at least i know my times tables
- me: I'M BRILLIANT IN OTHER WAYS
- sister: seven times seven
- me: joke's on you, that's a perfect square! 49!
- sister: you just know the squares
- me: that all you really need. the rest can be derived
- sister: dork
- me: bitch
- sister: twelve times eight
- me: fuck you
THOUGH I WONDER WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM HEIGHT WHERE THE FIELD STRENGTH WEAKENS. HE SAID, ANY HEIGHT BUT, REALLY HE DIDN’T VARY IT. SO I AM CURIOUS
A squared plus B squared equal C squared!
OMG this finally makes sense!
cool, cool cool cool, cool
THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY.
TONY STARK DOES SCIENCE
SHUT UP PEOPLE D: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOW I SCIENCE.
You guys are all just jealous of all my science
How do Japanese multiply?
Well fuck my life if only I had known this in school >_____<
This is something I will teach my children.
This is a SUPERIOR method of multiplication and if I had known this before, omfg.
I might not have failed math three times.
WOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
I AM SO DONE.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EVERY PERSON WITH DYSCALCULIA NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.
So you like chemistry puns…
Who’s On First for Chemistry.
What is Physics?
….STOPPP FUCKINGG WITH MY MINDDDDDD
what the poop
Because fuck physics.
Is no one going to comment on the background music…
okay my guess is that these guys know VERY VERY WELL WHAT PHYSICS IS.
BEST THING EVER
and they used their powers for good
Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!
NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.
the structure or energy of the water
what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice
the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about
Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:
Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of
proteinnucleic acid in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.
(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.
This movement causes friction
That’s not what friction is.
It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
Let’s take these one at a time.
- Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
- Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
- Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.
things that are not found in nature
What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.
this is why i weep for humanity when i judge my old high school’s science fair. i weep. microwaves don’t work that way. goodnight.
now, if you want to irradiate your water, we’re gonna need a cyclotron. get all the gamam rays in everyone’s bsns.
also, did you know there are radiactive things in nature? and we mine them? crazysauce i know. let’s talk about yellowcake. and bananas. bananas can set off a geiger counter.