NUTTY-THEME CODES : 2.13 - CAN'T CATCH A BREAK
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1. an engineer
2. a Batman enthusiast
3. awesomely hot
4. loves science
5. all of the above.
If you guessed number 5, you're awesome and win my eternal love and devotion. I really love tea, here's my
TEA WISH LIST
I'M A POOR GRAD STUDENT, EVERY BIT HELPS:
DEREK: CORA, I AM ALIVE
CORA: WE'RE OUT OF GOGURT
DEREK: OH, I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D-
CORA: SERIOUSLY, OUT OF GOGURT
STILES: HEY DEREK, REMEMBER THAT TIME WE TALKED ABOUT KATE
DEREK: THAT CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED
STILES: YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT DID
DEREK: THAT WOULD MEAN SOMETHING
STILES: IT WOULD. TOO BAD IT NEVER HAPPENED
DEREK: OH WHAT A WORLD IT WOULD BE
stiles: i need to know everything because people are dying
peter: okay, let me tell you about derek's past. one that you don't even know about and probably won't help at all because i'm a lying liar who lies
stiles: awesome, i love stories
STILES: WE'RE STAYING HERE?
FINSTOCK: WELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FUNDRAISE MORE. GREENBERG WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SELL MORE THAN ONE BOX OF CHOCOLATE. AND HE'S NOT EVEN ON THIS TEAM
beacon hills track runner: got my ipod and some books on my kindle. this is going to be great
*an hour later*
beacon hills track runner: oh my god, i swear i need some noise cancelling headphones. mccall and stilinski are talking about werewolves. again. if they fucking make jared puke over this i am going to kill that alpha pack myself
SCOTT: DEREK, HIDE YOUR SCENT. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND STILES DO
DEREK: OOPS, MY BAD
SCOTT: STOP LYING
jeff davis: the show's about werewolves. i don't want to delve into problematic issues. it won't fit the show
me: the show has a lot of problematic issues and you casually ignore them by joking about them instead
jeff davis: don't be such a sourwolf
me: i give up
AIDEN & ETHAN: YOU CAN RUN BUT WE'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!
ISAAC: DRIVE FASTER!
OLIVER: I AM SUCH A GOOD LIAR
FELICITY: YOU'RE SO PRETTY I JUST CAN'T BREAK YOUR HEART
OLIVER: THIS COUNT HAS TOO MUCH BLOOD ON HIS HANDS
DIG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE AT THAT
DIG: THE COUNT? THE DRUG DEALER IS NAMED AFTER A MUPPET AND YOU - URGH, NEVER MIND
OLIVER: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DARK ARCHER: WHAT EVERY ARCHER WANTS
OLIVER: A NEW BOW?
DARK ARCHER: BITCH, PLEASE
OLIVER: YOU MAY HAVE KILLED PEOPLE. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT DOES TO YOU. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR FATHER
HELENA: YOU'RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE
OLIVER: I'LL NEVER ADMIT THAT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY KILLING PEOPLE MY FATHER TOLD ME TO KILL BEFORE HE DIED
HELENA: SO KILLING IS OKAY IF YOU'RE THE ONE DOING IT?
OLIVER: WELL, IT IS MY SHOW
HELENA: I'M GOING TO GOTHAM, WHERE IT'S COOL
OLIVER: EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THAT
OLIVER: YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING DIG
OLIVER: HELENA IS TOO DARK AND TWISTED
DIG: YOU GOT THAT FROM ONE DATE?
OLIVER: I MUST STOP HER
DIG: SERIOUSLY, ONE DATE?
WALTER: THE LAST PERSON I TOLD TO LOOK INTO THIS MYSTERY DIED UNDER QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES
FELICITY: MYSTERIES BUG ME. THEY NEED TO BE SOLVED
WALTER: WELL THEN, I WON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PAY RAISE
FELICITY: WAIT, MYSTERY SOLVING NEEDS AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT
DIG: YOU SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIAN
OLIVER: AND GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF CRIME? NEVER