MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips
Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him
I don’t want a next life. I just want a nap.
One of Marvel’s Avengers Turns to Sign Language. The story strives to connect readers with what he is experiencing: when he can’t hear, the word balloons on the page are blank. The comic also makes extensive use of sign language, but provides no key to interpreting them. “If nothing else, it’s an opportunity for hearing people to get a taste of what it might be like to be deaf,” Mr. Fraction said.
stuff I never posted: these sexy superdudes
Fic where Clint makes up half-assed lies to cover up the trouble he gets into and why he’s always so banged up, and the Avengers start to worry that he’s got some kind of spatial perception/physical coordination problem. But no. Just fighting with the local mafia types over some building and a dog.
"So I got a little bit kidnapped. Please don’t yell at me."
Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
Instead of Renner and Johansson this is 1000% how I picture Clint and Nat
I think Clint Barton’s love of stupid puns is just more evidence that we are essentially the same person.
I’ve literally had nothing else to think about for the last 30 hours but that. [x]
guess who’s going to be back at otakuthon this year (≖‿≖)
and then they make friendship bracelets and watch cops
And so, perfectly ensconced -ensconced?- in her new life as a public detective, hawkeye lived happily ever after in California, far away from New York jerks and needy abusive black holes of crippled emotions. The end. Oh, and her snooty stupid cat
- Hawkeye #18