stuff I never posted: these sexy superdudes
Fic where Clint makes up half-assed lies to cover up the trouble he gets into and why he’s always so banged up, and the Avengers start to worry that he’s got some kind of spatial perception/physical coordination problem. But no. Just fighting with the local mafia types over some building and a dog.
"So I got a little bit kidnapped. Please don’t yell at me."
Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
Instead of Renner and Johansson this is 1000% how I picture Clint and Nat
I think Clint Barton’s love of stupid puns is just more evidence that we are essentially the same person.
I’ve literally had nothing else to think about for the last 30 hours but that. [x]
guess who’s going to be back at otakuthon this year (≖‿≖)
and then they make friendship bracelets and watch cops
And so, perfectly ensconced -ensconced?- in her new life as a public detective, hawkeye lived happily ever after in California, far away from New York jerks and needy abusive black holes of crippled emotions. The end. Oh, and her snooty stupid cat
- Hawkeye #18
More racebent Clint & Natasha
Clint, you know there's nothing casual about a guy muttering "casual" to himself over and over again, right?
And here we see Hawkeye, undercover and shooting a gun but still instinctively pulling a bowstring.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
Hawkeye Appears, September 1964
In Tales of Suspense #57, an orphan who ran away to join a traveling carnival, Clint Barton was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, the man destined to be the Swordsman (August 1965, Avengers #19). Barton studied archery until he became the world’s greatest marksman and was later inspired by Iron Man to become the superhero, Hawkeye. After designing a costume for himself, he stopped a jewelry store robbery, but a case of mistaken identity led the police to assume he was part of the gang. The Black Widow saved him from capture but also tricked him into fighting Iron Man. Hawkeye later cleared his name and even became an Avenger. He even set up and led the team’s West Coast branch.
- Marvel: Year by Year