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JEN is:
1. an engineer
2. a Batman enthusiast
3. awesomely hot
4. loves science
5. all of the above.
If you guessed number 5, you're awesome and win my eternal love and devotion. I really love tea, here's my TEA WISH LIST .

I'M A POOR GRAD STUDENT, EVERY BIT HELPS:

jen’s addams family sterek fic recs 

where the Hales are the Beacon Hills’ equivalent of the Addams family

45   •   Apr 10th, 2014

jen’s peralta/santiago fic recs 

swingsetindecember:

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jake peralta/amy santiago

  • Disarming by  [“I’ve always found you hot,” he said as he freed her arms. “Even though you’re really smart and sort of stuck up. But like the hot kind of smart, you know?” “I’ve always been book smart,” she said, enjoying the feel of his fingers as he slipped them between the fabric of her clothes and the caution tape. “I hope you’ve been reading some dirty books.”]
  • Bribery Will Get You Everywhere by  [Jake gets bribed into visiting Santiago’s family for Christmas. It’s not bad, but don’t tell anyone that.]
  • The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Cop by  [Starring Detective Theodore Bear, New York’s Finest (and cuddliest).]
  • Hands by  [“If we’re going undercover, you’re going to have to be quicker on your feet,” Jake said, insufferably smug. Amy huffed. “Well, this is why I wanted to go over everything with you. Preparation is the soul of… preparedness.”]
  • Red Fish, Blue Fish by  [Jake beamed back at her, thumb rubbing small circles on the inside of her leg. “No, see, you’re slipping, Santiago. I’ve been on the force for twelve years. I’ve been around lots of cops, and you’re definitely one of the best.”]
  • The Bet by  [Peralta and Santiago set a date for the end of the bet.]
  • Doilies All the Way Down by  [Amy wins the bet. Jake pays up.]
  • five times jake drunk texts amy (and inadvertently makes her smile) and one time she does by  [In which Jake texts Amy mostly stupid, occasionally funny, sometimes sweet, and never sober things in the middle of the night (and she always ends up smiling).]
  • That’s My Kind Of Risk by  [Amy smokes. It’s not a big deal or anything.(Three moments when Peralta caught Santiago smoking.)]
  • Getting it Wrong (Before We Get it Right) by  [Their first kiss doesn’t come from some big moment. It doesn’t come from getting drunk, or a long night siting across from each other at their desks, or even an undercover role-playing gambit. It doesn’t come from a heartfelt expression of feelings. No, in typical Nine-Nine fashion, it comes from something stupid. (Jake has a continuing pattern of having realizations at the worst times)]
  • Auld Lang Syne by  ["It would appear we have a tie," Holt continued, voice neutral. When the bet ends in an unexpected way, both Jake and Amy end up making concessions.]
  • If You’re Gonna Be a Square (You Ain’t-a Gonna Go Anywhere) by  [The whole thing leaves him oddly melancholy. Jake hooks up with a number of women, but finds the experience is varying degrees of satisfying.]
  • If You Like Piña Colada by  [So a while back, Jake maybe writes a list. On the top, underlined twice, he’d scribbled, things that I maybe kind of are okay about Amy Santiago. It quickly deteriorated into a list that sounded like the worst I think I like-like her novel ever written.]
  • the little ones are climbing up the walls by  [Her name was next on the list. That’s how she became Tess’ godmother.]

THESE BEAUTIFUL DORKS

jen’s sea creatures sterek fic recs 

swingsetindecember:

there needs to have more fics in this category

derek is a merman

  • Untitled by ecarian
  • a complete lack of tales of derek being a broody sea prince, pun intended - maybe he hates how the sea always breaks out in song

derek is a selkie

  • there needs to be a fic where derek is hesitant with trusting people with his seal pelt since kate tried to steal his

stiles is a selkie

stiles is a merman

stiles is a siren

MERMAIDS

jen’s derek has a soft spot for cats sterek fic recs 

swingsetindecember:

derek has a soft spot for cats. i blame julie

updates!

247   •   Mar 26th, 2014   •   VIA: swingsetindecember   •   SRC: swingsetindecember

jen’s newest stiles/derek fic recs 

all the rest of the stiles/derek recs are found here and my other otps are found here

45   •   Mar 22nd, 2014

jen’s on the rebound sterek fic recs 

this ain’t basketball, but the home court advantage still helps

stiles is coming off the rebound

derek is coming off the rebound

let me know of more <3

34   •   Mar 22nd, 2014

jen’s allison argent fix-it fic recs  

BECAUSE WHAT TEEN WOLF DID WAS UTTER BULLSHIT

let me know of more <3

jen’s stiles’ sleep tetris sterek fic recs 

stiles falls asleep anywhere (and bent out of shape)

let me know of more <3

24   •   Mar 22nd, 2014

jen’s logan/veronica fic recs 

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logan echolls/veronica mars

jen’s wolf/virgina fic recs 

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wolf/virginia lewis

37   •   Mar 21st, 2014

jen’s usagi/mamoru fic recs 

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usagi tsukino/mamoru chiba

20   •   Mar 21st, 2014

jen’s danny/stiles fic recs 

swingsetindecember:

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i adore this pairing. the dry wit. snarky charm and hacking skills with a healthy dash of lacrosse and awkward dance clubbing.

  • Next Thursday by [In which Stiles Stilinski has a werewolf for a best friend, a support group for that, hot chocolate with Lydia Martin and Danny Mahealani every Thursday evening, and an extremely anticlimactic coming out experience.]
  • For What It’s Worth, I Think There’s Nobody Like You by [AU. It’s not exactly that Lydia wants to set Danny up with her high school friend, it’s more that she doesn’t want to deal with him, and she’d rather make Danny do it.]
  • Catch Me No Catch by [In which Stiles is not a broody vampire, Scott is (mostly) helpful, and Danny just wants to finish his English paper.]
  • So Come Over, Just Be Patient, and Don’t Worry by [Follow-up to Catch Me No Catch. Danny has an awkward morning after.]
  • Oh Baby, Baby by [In which the technology of fake babies used to teach teenagers not to have sex has progressed to a point that they instinctively cry when Stiles touches them.]
  • Wizard’s Worth by [Hogwarts AU. Danny is the nicest Slytherin ever, except for the part where he doesn’t like Stiles. Stiles assumes being Potions partners will not improve this situation.]
  • Left Hand Rings by [“Dude, I don’t know,” Stiles says, “I went to bed last night and woke up this morning with Danny all snuggled up next to me and a shiny ring on my finger. Matte gray with some awesome looking carvings on it. Real classy, actually. I’m kind of impressed with my dream-self right now.”]
  • Thanks For Nothing by [Jackson is not a nice person and he doesn’t do nice things. So when he finds out Danny has a thing for Stiles, he definitely doesn’t try to get them together. Really.]
  • Best Laid Plans by [“You want us to be fuck-buddies so I can get some rebound sex and you can get some experience with a guy?” Danny repeated slowly.]
  • A Little Bit Farther Off the Ground by [Spaceship AU. Stiles has been doing his level best to avoid going into space, but apparently his life doesn’t always work out the way he thinks it will.]
  • Reasonable Doubt by [Stiles meets Scott on his first day at Argent, Hale & Whittemore.He meets Danny three months and six days later.  (Or, the one where Stiles is a baby lawyer and Danny is the tech guy who keeps having to fix his computer.)]
  • I Flatly Refuse To Call This “The Bend And Snap” by [Danny-as-a-yoga-instructor/Stiles-as-his-stressed-out-client not!fic.]
  • Catalysis by [The one where Stiles’s grandmother comes to town, Danny agrees to be Stiles’s fake boyfriend, Scott is annoyingly insightful, and there are vampires.]
  • Buoyancy by [Danny.]
  • I Don’t Want No Fly Guy (I Just Want A Shy Guy) by [Stiles + Drunken Psychoanalysis = Win.]
  • You Taste Like Glitter by [There was a time in Danny’s life when he’d have sworn he had better things to do than sit in a club and check out the latest guy his ex is trying to hook up with. That is not the case tonight.]
  • This Is Going To Be A Three ‘Dude’ Conversation by [“Dude,” Jackson said, and Danny stopped what he was doing, because when Jackson started sentences with ‘dude’, he was either about to share something deeply personal or about to try and get them expelled for excessive pussy jokes, and Danny had problems with both of those options.]
  • weak knees and sweaty palms by [Okay, so it’s possible Stiles has never been on a real date. One where both parties were aware of and agreeable to the fact. It’s also possible he’s a little nervous.]
  • Not So Harmless Flirting by [Stiles stopped flirting with him and Danny wants to know why.]
  • all my fragile strength is gone. by [It’s then he notices the look that Stiles has adopted, almost forlorn, like longing. It makes Danny’s heart tug in a way that he’s not sure what to do with.]
  • Tear Away by [Danny looked ridiculous, but the job was what it was, and it beat waiting tables.]
  • The First Rule of Online Dating by [AU. Danny just wants to meet his MMORPG BFF; she’s not thrilled by the idea.]
  • A Fever Moon by [Danny has only ever been human, and he’s pretty sure there’s meant to be some kind of rule, an unwritten moral code of the gay scene: you are not obligated to be every straight boy’s experiment, you should leave them to work through their confusion alone. The thing is, though, Danny is one of just two guys who are out and proud in the whole school. Beacon Hills is a small town.]
  • A Brief Introduction to Live Action Roleplaying by [Jackson tells Danny he’s a werewolf. Danny gets werewolf advice from a stranger on the internet. Things escalate from there.]
  • Boy Next Door Nice by  [Saying Stiles was weird was like saying space was big. It didn’t nearly do it justice. But he was the sort of weird that knew Danny could be bought. So what if his excuses were terrible, his hands were warm and his mouth literally begging to be shut up? Danny can deal. Right?]
  • Come to Me with the Look in Your Eyes by  [In which Stiles works in a sex shop, and Danny purchases a dildo. Things just go downhill from there.]
  • Build a House of Habits by  [Danny and Stiles undergo a magical bonding ritual in order to save their friends’ lives, and then find out it can’t be undone. Danny is really easy on the eyes and Stiles isn’t entirely boring—marriages have survived on less.]
  • Let Me Show You How to Go by  [In which Danny does find Stiles attractive.]
  • Bad Taste in Normal by  [Lydia smiles gently at him, pats his hand, and gives it a squeeze. “What you need is a nice, normal boy.” “I’d love to have a nice, normal boy,” Danny says, “but everyone seems nice and normal until they’re definitely not.” Jackson leans forward. “Maybe,” he begins hesitantly. “Maybe you should reevaluate your definition of normal.”]
  • Don’t Ask Me, I’ve Got Nothing by  [His eyes flick back to the console and he frowns when he sees that it’s been less than a minute since the last time he looked. ”Oh em gee, time, pass slower why don’t you?” he mutters as he rolls his eyes. ”It’s not like I’m sitting here, totally on the verge of losing my nerve or anything.” He runs a hand through his hair, then panics, and flips down the visor to make sure he didn’t fuck it up.]
  • I asked for Coffee by  [Stiles works in a coffeeshop and Danny keeps bringing his dates in. Stiles definitely does not approve. Not actually an AU.]
  • It Started With A Whisper by  [After Stiles asks his famous question one too many times, Danny finally snaps.]

as always, rec me some fic! this list will be periodically updated. <3

UPDATES

645   •   Mar 21st, 2014   •   VIA: swingsetindecember   •   SRC: swingsetindecember

jen’s peralta/santiago fic recs 

swingsetindecember:

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jake peralta/amy santiago

  • Disarming by  [“I’ve always found you hot,” he said as he freed her arms. “Even though you’re really smart and sort of stuck up. But like the hot kind of smart, you know?” “I’ve always been book smart,” she said, enjoying the feel of his fingers as he slipped them between the fabric of her clothes and the caution tape. “I hope you’ve been reading some dirty books.”]
  • Bribery Will Get You Everywhere by  [Jake gets bribed into visiting Santiago’s family for Christmas. It’s not bad, but don’t tell anyone that.]
  • The Unbearable Lightness Of Being A Cop by  [Starring Detective Theodore Bear, New York’s Finest (and cuddliest).]
  • Hands by  [“If we’re going undercover, you’re going to have to be quicker on your feet,” Jake said, insufferably smug. Amy huffed. “Well, this is why I wanted to go over everything with you. Preparation is the soul of… preparedness.”]
  • Red Fish, Blue Fish by  [Jake beamed back at her, thumb rubbing small circles on the inside of her leg. “No, see, you’re slipping, Santiago. I’ve been on the force for twelve years. I’ve been around lots of cops, and you’re definitely one of the best.”]
  • The Bet by  [Peralta and Santiago set a date for the end of the bet.]
  • Doilies All the Way Down by  [Amy wins the bet. Jake pays up.]
  • five times jake drunk texts amy (and inadvertently makes her smile) and one time she does by  [In which Jake texts Amy mostly stupid, occasionally funny, sometimes sweet, and never sober things in the middle of the night (and she always ends up smiling).]
  • That’s My Kind Of Risk by  [Amy smokes. It’s not a big deal or anything.(Three moments when Peralta caught Santiago smoking.)]
  • Getting it Wrong (Before We Get it Right) by  [Their first kiss doesn’t come from some big moment. It doesn’t come from getting drunk, or a long night siting across from each other at their desks, or even an undercover role-playing gambit. It doesn’t come from a heartfelt expression of feelings. No, in typical Nine-Nine fashion, it comes from something stupid. (Jake has a continuing pattern of having realizations at the worst times)]
  • Auld Lang Syne by  ["It would appear we have a tie," Holt continued, voice neutral. When the bet ends in an unexpected way, both Jake and Amy end up making concessions.]
  • If You’re Gonna Be a Square (You Ain’t-a Gonna Go Anywhere) by  [The whole thing leaves him oddly melancholy. Jake hooks up with a number of women, but finds the experience is varying degrees of satisfying.]
  • If You Like Piña Colada by  [So a while back, Jake maybe writes a list. On the top, underlined twice, he’d scribbled, things that I maybe kind of are okay about Amy Santiago. It quickly deteriorated into a list that sounded like the worst I think I like-like her novel ever written.]
  • the little ones are climbing up the walls by  [Her name was next on the list. That’s how she became Tess’ godmother.]

updates! the last one had me in tears last night at 2am

I Only Think In Classifications (And About Constellations) 

onthehowl:

In which Derek is a curmudgeon librarian (and grad student) who is endlessly annoyed at this idiot student who keeps messing up his system and simultaneously being too hot to handle. For Swingsetindecember's prompt.

That annoying kid is back. Derek sourly watches through his black-rimmed glasses, lips pursed, as the lanky, loud-mouthed student that ruinshis carefully organized (by the Library of Congress’ system, no less) bookshelves bounces down the Sci-Fi section and into Self-Help. He could use some self-help, that’s for sure: self-help in the art of shutting up and obeying library rules.

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AH THIS IS WONDERFUL

HOT LIBRARIANS AND PINING

(i was tagged! *jen dances with happiness at finding herself tagged to a ficpost*)

jen’s marital bliss sterek recs 

swingsetindecember:

i am a sucker for a wedding. or those waking up married in vegas fics. except there is a woeful lack of them in this fandom. i am not counting the whole pre-destined mates as wedding fics. unless there is in fact a wedding. ‘cause that a whole other trope. seriously. so weddings! matrimony! tiered cakes and bad music. honeymoons! awkward proposals! i need it all the fic.

married

attending weddings

getting married/engaged

wake up married

wake up married in vegas

marriage proposals

arranged marriage

interrupt a wedding

as always, my rec lists are subject to updates at any time.

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