I finally realized what jumping Derek reminds me of.
Spiderman.
A total fan. Can we have a fic about him telling his mother he doesn’t want to be a wolf, he want to be a spider? I can see him throwing a tantrum and it’s melting my heart.
considering the stunt choreography was from spider-man, i am not shocked
Oh dear, now I’m just imagining Derek being a HUGE Spider-Man fan since he was an itty bitty wolf cub, and him getting into a massive argument with Stiles because shut your face, Batman is in no way better than Spider-Man, no, you’re wrong, just shut up and sit there and stew in your wrongness.
I finally realized what jumping Derek reminds me of.
Spiderman.
A total fan. Can we have a fic about him telling his mother he doesn’t want to be a wolf, he want to be a spider? I can see him throwing a tantrum and it’s melting my heart.
considering the stunt choreography was from spider-man, i am not shocked
Derek’s Loft
Bonus:
I have a perfect fandom! :)
Blessings be upon this post, and upon Derek’s furniture, and especially upon his boxer shorts. Amen.
So if that’s Derek’s bed in the corner, what’s up the staircase?
Nothing. It’s just a big room that he likes to keep bare and empty like his soul.
He doesn’t know what’s upstairs. He doesn’t do stairs. That’s why everything is on the lower level. ;)
Can you just imagine Stiles and Scott coming over for the first time though? Stiles just bounds straight up the stairs and is all, “hey bro, there’s like, a whole other apartments-worth of space up here!” and Isaac has to make significant eyebrows at him while Derek looks uncomfortably at the floor because, dude, we don’t talk about the stairs.
forever disappointed this isn’t derek’s bed:
(also if i’ve learned anything from these pics it’s that the only way anyone ever got the full tour of derek’s loft was by beating the crap out of him from room to room)
forever disappointed that the alphas aren’t commenting about the breakfast nook and drapes
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, let me know
Coach!Derek and Sheriff!Stiles = precious. You know what else is precious? Alik.
You guys if Deucalion really is blind I would pay 5 million dollars for him to say, the first time he encounters Stiles, “And which one are you? You smell delicious.”
In front of Derek.
- derek's new loft: that sale at urban outfitters was more than just his new v-neck shirts
i know i wrote the fic where derek was in college at the same time all this madness was happening in beacon hills (you’re a cryptic crossword of a song I’ve never heard by Swing Set in December)
BUT NOW
i need derek studying at his new loft apartment and stiles barges in and is shocked by all the pizza and study food
and post-its
and highlighters
maybe even flashcards
or derek canceling on plans BECAUSE HE HAS TO STUDY
i bet derek hale spent his childhood moving in and out of shadows and timing his transformations to make it look super cool when he emerged out of the darkness as a werewolf
i wonder if derek hale’s permanent scruff situation is more the fact that jeff davis gave tyler hoechlin an ultimatum. he could either shave his face or he’d have to wax his chest. and he chose to never shave. or it’s tyler’s way to mourn the loss of his chest hair
he’s a cat person
I WILL DEFEND THIS HEADCANON UNTIL THE END OF TIME DO YOU WANNA FIGHT ME ABOUT IT???
TIL THE END OF TIME
there was a lot of bullshit going on in this scene but washing half a windshield as some sort of ~threatening gesture~ is the weirdest fucking thing Chris Argent has ever done
and he’s done a lot of weird things
(Source: herzdieb)
