I doodled a pouty werewolf scott in class today
idk
THE PART WHERE THEY GRAB THE CAKES AND WALK OFF.
ANYONE WHO DOESN’T THINK TEEN WOLF = PERFECT COMEDY NEEDS TO GO BACK AND WATCH CHRIS ARGENT AND SCOTT MCCALL ANGRILY GRAB CAKES WHILE GLOWERING AT EACH OTHER.
In a fandom that has the angriest synchronized dessert lifting scene ever AND the stories Hate Cake (jebiwonkenobi) and Stilinski Custom Cakes (wearingtearing, aka dylansmouth), why do I not know of any stories that feature the Argents using abnormally decorated pastry items to express their grievances and/or address embarrassing situations? Why?
THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED NOW.
( I have a crack-fic addiction, alright? I admit this.)
omg that would be amazing
victoria makes frosting from buttermilk and the tears of her enemies
chris makes exquisitely painstaking Code-compliant cake
gerard is canonically a fine cook
kate puts laxatives in things she makes
and allison hates baking, c’mon dad, why can’t I just be a professional athletic archer
Petition for an AU where Allison comes from a family of famous accomplished pâtissiers and Scott owns a food truck (Little Werewolf Oven????) with Stiles that sells Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcakes and bacon-maple cheesecake. Gerard Argent spends his time trying to get the food truck’s permits pulled while Chris and Victoria have Scott over for incredibly uncomfortable five course meals that Scott tries to smile through while clutching Allison’s hand under the table. Stiles stays at home trying to perfect their chicken and waffle smoothie recipe while fielding Scott’s increasingly anxious text messages:
this is weird
you’re having dinner with your gorgeous girlfriend’s family, suck it up
there are too many forks
I would have thought Pretty Woman would have prepared you for that
hah. hah.then-
I think her mom is about to go Hannibal Lecter on me!!!!! she’s doing scary things with carving knives
you left me your share of the truck, right?
perfection
”Less than an month”
In less than a month Teen Wolf comes back. It feels like I’ve waited for this for 84 years, and for that brotp to happen haha. If my skills aren’t doing for you, those are Stiles, Scott and Issac :)
Teen Wolf meme » two characters.
↳ [2/2] scott mccall : “What’s going on with me? You really wanna know? Well, so would I. Cause I can see, hear, and smell things that I shouldn’t be able to see, hear and smell. I can do things that should be impossible, I’m sleep walking three miles into the middle of the woods, and I’m pretty much convinced that I’m totally out of my freaking mind”
