Teen Wolf AU: Instead of flashbacks, the Nemeton confronts them with…something else entirely.
*BUSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Do you know how many nights I’ve spent twisting your English off my tongue? I do not take pride in your English. I want to stumble on my words. I want to speak with an accent so thick that it requires silence. I want you to struggle to understand me. Realize your English is not superior. Your English does not equate intelligence. Do not compliment me on how well I have accepted colonization. I do not want your pat on the back. I was forced to learn this language. I didn’t choose to. Your English disconnects me from my people. I am deaf to my own sacred language because of your English.
Your English has done nothing for me.
everybody wants to drive on through the night if it’s a drive back home
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
I feel this is the perfect segue for me to tell this story. For the first 22 years of my life (I am 24 at this time), I didn’t know what a parson was. I thought “Parson Brown” was just a man’s name. And so when it got to this part in “Winter Wonderland”:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say: Are you married?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you’re in town
All throughout my entire childhood, tweenhood, teenhood, and early adulthood, I thought these horny ladies were building a snowman named Parson Brown, who must’ve been some kind of local hunk everyone had the hots for, and they were pretending to have sex with him in a meadow. I thought “do the job” was a sex thing and it was okay because none of them were married, which was very decent of Local Hunk Parson Brown in Snowman Form to ask them. Last year Sarah told me what a parson was and explained the real meaning of the lyrics, but it’s still really hard for me to buy. Like, really? REALLY? THESE WOMEN AREN’T HAVING SEX WITH A REAL DOLL SNOWMAN THEY MADE IN A FIELD BECAUSE THEY’RE UNWED AND TURNED ON AND IT WAS LIKE THE 1930S? I don’t know, my version makes more sense and has more intrigue.
The Teen Wolf Cast: Slaying It Since 2011
at least the baby faced twins aren’t on the promo, though I’d rather see Danny than random new girl…
no Danny, and new girl in the second most prominent position after Scott…sorry, just Scott and Stiles is the heart of the show and the composition is saying otherwise. (to make may self feel better i am going to pretend that the positioning of Derek and Stiles on the same plane is relevant)
at this point, the people in charge of the photoshoots probably don’t even watch the show
(considering in one shoot, tyler hoechlin said they told him to act normal and he asked if he should be in character and the photographer was like whatever and hoechlin said how derek would act would be veerryy different ie not hanging around the other people. so i mean these photoshoots don’t make any sense)
AND YES, WHERE IS DANNY??? urgh
SOMEONE ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW IS THAT A MANIP ON HIS ARM OR DOES HE ACTUALLY HAVE DEREK’S TATTOO ON HIS ARM NOW?!
it’s from the comic con, he had temporary triskelion tattoos everywhere on his body
The hilarious comedian Aamer Rahman’s talks about “Workshops for White People” during his Fear of a Brown Planet set.
"The title of this first workshop is called ‘Don’t Compliment Me On My English’."
Teen Wolf Advent Calendar — Day 3
"I’m not like a regular uncle. I’m a cool uncle.”
“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”
Jennifer returned to filming an Oscar winner. Do you treat her differently? (x)
Yeah apparently all Teen Wolf Fans love American Horror Story and we just want to watch the same show all over again. I’m sorry, anon, I think this is just another case of the team having no clue why we love the show in the first place. Cute, campy teens battling the supernatural has turned into I don’t even know what.
IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT THE TEEN WOLF WRITERS ARE WORKING SO HARD TO DELIVER SOME DAVID LYNCH SHIT WHEN ALL WE WANT IS SCOOBY DOO
It’s the same disease the Merlin PTB got after a couple of seasons: it’s commonly known in the UK as Head Shoved So Far Up Your Arse You Think Your Poo is Roses syndrome. Symptoms are an inflated sense of your own importance and a belief that the ridiculous thing you made is actually Great Art and you must suck all traces of joy, camp or humour out of it in order to realize its true place in television history. It usually ends in floods of tears and the tendency for fans to huddle in a corner, rocking gently until the shuddering goes away. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, TW FANS.
And the worst thing is, there’s no known cure yet.
I JUST WANTED A CAMPY SHOW ABOUT TEEN WOLVES THAT SOLVE MYSTERIES
APPARENTLY THAT WAS ASKING FOR TOO MUCH FROM TEEN WOLF